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Riding a Bike Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
One of the reasons I don't like riding a bike is because my tail gets caught in the spokes.
Swimming Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Restaurant Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Why did the restaurant fail? Because they forgot to open the front door.
Bodybuilders Shouting in a Bar Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Talking about the Weather Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Why do people always talk about the weather? Because it's easier than talking about clowns.
Pretty Woman Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
What did the pretty woman say to the handsome guy? Your goat just ate my toaster.
Short Guy Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Why was the short guy always worried about his height? Because otherwise he'd have to worry about the huge spider hiding in their closet.
Snake Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
What's the difference between a Rattlesnake and a Cobra. One likes to wear ballet slippers.
Guy Working on His Car Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
What do you call a guy who spends a lot of time working on his car? My aunt Gladys.
Keeping Money in a Bank Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Why do most people keep their money in a bank? Because it's safer than keeping it in a sandwich.
People Love Skiing Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Why do people love skiing so much? Because skiing allows you to smash into trees at high speeds.
How to Impress Women Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
What's the best way for men to impress women? Sideburns that merge with your neck hair.
Falling in Love at the Beach Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Motorcycle Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Tight Jeans Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Why do people like wearing tight jeans? Because they don't like wearing wood pants.
Guys Talking about Cars Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Why do guys like talking about cars? Lack of emotional intelligence. Also, they don't like talking about radishes.
Dad Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
If I had to pick the best thing about my dad, it would have to be the way he falls off the roof when he's trying to clean the gutters.
Frozen Yogurt Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Being Good Looking Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
What's the hardest part about being good looking? Having an extra arm.
Being in College Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
People Love Their Smartphones Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Why do people love their smartphones so much? Because smartphones don't pass out drunk on the living room floor.
Clown Car Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
How many clowns can fit in a clown car? I'm scared of clowns. End of joke. Thank you.
A Guy Climbs a Mountain Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
A guy climbs a mountain. He falls in love with it and marries it. They're very happy together.
Short People Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
Two short people are walking down the street. They go into a restaurant and have a great lunch. Two tall people fall off a cliff.
Dog Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
A dog doesn't want to go for a walk. Its owner gets kind of mad. The dog throws a lamp at its owner.
School Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog
What's worse than having to go back to school after summer vacation? Cholera.
If You Love Someone - Terrible Jokes
You know the saying: If you love someone... Stop dancing like a cowboy.
Knock Knock Joke about a Book - Terrible Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? A book. A book who? Just a book. Please leave me alone.
Two Guys Walk into a Bar - Terrible Jokes
Two guys walk into a bar. Nobody looks at them so they walk out offended.
Difference between Women and Men - Terrible Jokes
What's the biggest difference between women and men? Only one of them has six legs.
Why Nuns Wear Habits - Terrible Jokes
Why do nuns wear habits? Because otherwise they would wear short shorts.
Cow Is Asleep - Terrible Jokes
How can you tell a cow is asleep? It's having a horrible dream about going to the opera.
Worst Joke Ever - Terrible Jokes
What do you get when you combine a loaf of bread with some glue? A lamp.
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road - Terrible Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To sign up for a free hair dryer.