New Year's Resolution Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog

What's the most common New Year's resolution? Eating more celery.

Elephant Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog

Why do elephants have trunks? Because it makes it easier for them to use their smartphones.

Riding a Bike Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog

One of the reasons I don't like riding a bike is because my tail gets caught in the spokes.

Swimming Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog

Swimming is a great sport, especially if you like breathing in a lot of water.

Restaurant Joke - Terrible Jokes Blog

Why did the restaurant fail? Because they forgot to open the front door.